Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts

Monday, May 25, 2020

Manhattan (1979)

Shriveled Isaac (Woody Allen) is dating a hot teenager way out of his league (hot teenaged Mariel Heming-way out of his league) when he learns that his married friend is having an affair. He meets Mary (Annie Hall … I mean Diane Keaton) and immediately dislikes her. So obviously, he becomes obsessed, screwing up his relationship with the hot teenager way out of his league.

Meryl Streep is here in a small role as Isaac’s pissy lesbian ex-wife, intent on embarrassing him. She shot her scenes while on break from Kramer vs. Kramer. I wonder if she regrets it.

The creep factor for this film is off the scale. The obvious starting place is Allen’s 42 going on 62 Isaac dating 17 year old Hemingway as a plausible plot point. But it gets worse when you realize that the man himself was actually dating two different teenage girls during that time. His first wife was sixteen when they wed and his current wife was born nine years after Mariel. It became fashionable to dump on Allen after his Soon-Yi fiasco, but all the warning signs were there.

The success of the film hinges on caring about the Woody Allen character and sympathizing with his concerns and problems. He’s an intellectual snob who hates intellectual snobs, is the catalyst for all of the problems in his life, and whines about everything. But how does one relate to an ugly man who screws up relationships with hot women who for some reason sleep with him? Some of them minors by certain standards. I’ve seen six or eight of his films, which is a small percent of his total, but I am tired of his schtick. His brand of humor (“I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics”) just doesn’t do it for me anymore. His pedophilia-adjacent behavior notwithstanding.

Manhattan’s saving grace is it’s cinematography. Filmed in black and white anamorphic widescreen, it gives the city a vivid, lush, and classic look. And the city is framed beautifully in every scene. It is truly stunning. Sometimes called a love letter to New York, I think it would have worked better if it was just that, and left the story out of it. AMRU 2.5.

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Sleeper (1973)

A health food store operator (Woody Allen) goes in for a routine operation and wakes out of cryogenic sleep two hundred years later. Here he finds himself in a dystopian future and involved with the underground trying to overthrow the dear leader. No, it's not that serious.

TCM presenter Robert Osborne said Allen was inspired by silent comedies like Buster Keaton, but I saw way more Chaplin and Marx Brothers here than stoneface. But Allen differed in a more fundamental way from the early comedians. Even when at a physical and economic disadvantage, Keaton, Chaplin, or even the Stooges would control the action. They were active participants in their own predicament. In a real way, they were in charge. Not so with Allen's Miles Monroe. He stumbles around and is directly controlled by the other actors. Everything goes wrong and everything is out of his control. We laugh (if we do) at him bumbling.

Some funny parts and kinda interesting, and it features Diane Keaton back when that was a good thing. But based on it's reputation, it was a disappointment. Silly, slapstick, a few good lines, but sometimes annoying. If this is the best of Allen's early comedies, I don't need to see the rest. AMRU 2.5.
"This stuff tastes awful. I could make a fortune selling it in my health food store."

Monday, September 3, 2012

What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Secret Agent tries to help a nation get a spot on the globe by stealing an egg salad recipe. Fastest summation ever.

What this REALLY is, is a convoluted Japanese spy movie that an American studio bought the rights to but decided they couldn't do anything with it. So, they gave it to Woody Allen to play with. What he did was dub the voices to completely change the plot to something completely foolish. Mission accomplished.

Along the way the studio fattened the movie up by including scenes with crappy 60's band The Lovin' Spoonful.What we are left with is an amusing diversion with a very MST3K feel to it. What needs to be known is that the original movie was Key of Keys and was quite popular in Japan, and this was Allen's first directorial credit. Not bad. Keeps your interest. Not going to fall to the floor laughing, but worth an occasional snicker. AMRU 3.
"Woody, since the story is a bit difficult to follow, would you mind giving the audience and myself a brief rundown on what's gone on so far?"
"No."